This chick/bird/slut is utterly wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' like a mess. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.

Wul Tight an' Badmind Bashment

Dis yah music a pure madness, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem spin di plates like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go berserk. Dem a jump pon di check here stage all night long. Is a pure bashment, yuh feel mi?

• Expect some wicked songs from di likes of Buju Banton.
• Don your most comfortable sneakers, 'cause yuh a go be on the move .
• Get ready fi a proper bashment experience.

Dancing to this Beat of Wicked Rhythm

The bass is like a bully, and the beat is infectious. The crowd, a swarm of dancers, go themselves totally possessed. It's a vibe with excitement.

This ain't no dance floor; this is Badmind Shell, and they bring the energy.

The Ultimate Shindig

Get ready to unleash your inner goomba and prepare for a romp of a time at the legendary Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary hootenanny, it's a full-on rave of beat-pumpin' tunes that'll leave you speechless.

• Get Ready for a celebration of the best ska bands this side of the cosmos
• Dig out your most outrageous getup and strut your way to the front of the dance floor!
• Feast a selection of delicious eats that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.

Don't miss out on this totally rad experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a legend you'll never forget!

Nuh Like Dat Vibes, Tight Ya Style

Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi spread bad vibes, mek di whole place feel tense. But we nah go down to dat, yuh hear? We gotta remain focused and keep our own style tight.

It's all about perspective, bredda. We gotta stay true. When people come with dem bad energy, just ignore it. Don't give it power. Just roll with it.

We gotta remember seh we in control of our own happiness. So let's keep dem bad vibes out and spread good energy.

Skanking Through Shell, Defying Badmind

Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.

It ain't about the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.